The One-Handed Economist

The Declaration of Independence would’ve read as follows:

Dear King George III,

Fuck you, we’re out.

Love,
America

It’s a damn good thing that Thomas Jefferson and the other founders were much smarter than I am. Happy Independence Day, y’all.

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