Please run for President. No, I don’t want you to be President and I wouldn’t likely vote for you, but I want Helen Thomas to die. The old, talentless loon has been around the Whitehouse Press Corps for far too long. It is time to take her down. With a simple entry into the ‘08 race, announced fairly early (like Q1 2006), you can make my dreams come true. As an incentive, I’ll put her in my ‘06 DeathPool and split any winnings with you. C’mon, Dick, what do you say?
Love,
Tim
